Steve Jobs Is Taking More Money From Me
Forget rising gas prices. The VAR Guy’s biggest expense continues to be his excessive spending on all things related to Steve Jobs. And this weekend, he’ll likely spend another $100 on something that Steve Jobs helped to create. (Hint: It isn’t from Apple.)
This time, The VAR Guy is walking right by The Apple Store and heading to the movie theater. Wall-E, opening June 27, sounds like another certified hit from Pixar — the digital animation studio that Jobs helped to build. (Pixar is now owned by Disney.)
And as The VAR Guy noted last year, Pixar is the most bankable movie production team in the world.
The VAR Guy’s family of five will likely line up for opening night tickets. Throw in some popcorn and colas, and it should be a $100 evening.
Ahem, what in God’s green channel does this have to do with reselling technology? Joe…er…TheVARguy..must have a dry well or otherwise he’d muse on something more meaningful to VARs. Plug Pixar and Wall-e? I say it’s time to change the channel on Joe…er…TheVARguy.
Ouch. As The VAR Guy’s loyal manager, I’m personally funding his trip to Wall-E.
Note to Real VAR Guy @1: Remind The VAR Guy to cancel your print subscription to TVG magazine (formerly a big trade newspaper), TVGbusiness Magazine, TVGbusiness 500 and our other fictional, shrinking paper-based services.
Kidding aside, if you don’t enjoy a change of pace, you’ll never enjoy this blog. But if you do enjoy debate and the occasional off-beat entry, tune in.
Either way, your constructive criticism is always welcome.
Thank God for screen captures 😉
Teddy P: Sounds like you caught spider-man without his mask? Perhaps it’s time for The VAR Guy to head into the witness protection program…